Wednesday, May 12, 2010

MAY I HAVE A GARDEN SALAD PLEASE!!!!!


























Flowers are EVERWHERE this season. It's all about mixing Floral prints into your own little Garden Salad. Ohh the gorgeous colors and prints. There is a Floral overdose and I'm Loving it.

Now for my readers that are afraid of wearing print you can accessorize with Floral belts, Floral Jewelry and even Floral pumps. We won't leave you out of this trend. I myself am in search of the perfect Floral print jacket. I have been searching for months now and still NO LUCK. Looks like I may need to send my search team to the UK. I am always successful in the UK. Awwww the Florals. I feel like I'm rolling in a bed of roses. Come and join me bloggers. Until next time bloggers


Sunday, May 9, 2010

Ladies, Ladies, Ladies...

Ladies it is 2010. There is absolutely no reason why a woman should be walking around with a National forest in her underwear. It is time to Cut those trees down!

I myself prefer a forest free of any form of living organisms, but to each it’s own. There is no reason why your mate should have to pull twigs out of his teeth every night. Not a very appetizing thought. And you wonder why he avoids that trip down south every chance he gets. No one wants to travel through those bushes. For fear of getting whacked in the face with a tree branch. And men the same goes for you. Unless you trim those bushes the only trips we’re taking are the ones up North.

Ladies I know that some of you are afraid of getting a Wax, but honestly it’s the best method. For you fearful readers there is always the option of using a shaver or the good old fashion Nair. I say let’s make a change this year and get rid of those National Forest. No trees or bushes are allowed. Let set those suckers on fire. Until Next time Bloggers……….

Saturday, May 8, 2010

May I have an order of Leg and Thighs Please.........











It's Spring again. And the fashion trends this season are daring. My favorite of them all is the HOT PANTS. Yes I said it everyone. HOT PANTS!!! Hot Pants are biggest trend this season, causing an uproar. Ohh the fear of exposing those legs. It is about time you own it. How can one go wrong with an order of legs and thigh?!I say work with what you have Honey.

This season put on those Hot Pants with a sexy pair of pumps and you're all set to go, but make sure you're heels and shorts are the only sexy things about this outfit. Skimpy tops is an absolute no, no when wearing HOT PANTS. You don't want to go from looking Fashion Chic to Fashion Cheap. Skimpy tops will only bring down the value of your outfit, making you look like a slutty wreck. So avoid those skimpy tops at all cost. Be daring this season and add HOT PANTS to your wardrobe. I have 6 pairs in my closet. ;-) . Let's all try to do this trend with class and not show too much ass. Until next time bloggers.................

Thursday, January 7, 2010

I Think the Rice is Burnt

No one wants to eat burnt rice. A lot of times we try and save a relationship that is burnt beyond repair. Trying to repair a burnt relationship has the potential to make matters worst. You have to decide if the relationship is worth salvaging. Can you get past the Infidelity, or the lies? What about all the hurt? Can you get past that? You have to ask yourself these questions.

What is the point of trying to save burnt rice, when no matter what you do to repair, it still leaves an awful taste in your mouth. Maybe it's time to throw out that burnt rice and start over. I bet this time you'll make sure the rice does not burn. So I say
Bloggers, Let your taste buds make the decision. If the thought remaining in the relationship leave an awful taste in your mouth, it's time to throw it out. Until next time Bloggers...........