Saturday, September 26, 2009

Back for seconds....



The Classic Leather Biker Jacket is back in full force. This Fall finish any look with a leather Biker Jacket to give it a bit of edge.



Please people leave the helmet at home. We don't need you taking this trend to tacky land. I've already added a Biker Jacket to my wardrobe. I can not wait to bring it out this Fall. You can go simple with this trend or take it to the extreme. What ever you decide to wear make sure you wear it with confidence. If you believe in your look everyone else will. ;-). Until next time bloggers.................

Ladies, Ladies, Ladies

Ladies it is 2009. There is absolutely no reason why a woman should be walking around with a National forest in her underwear. It is time to Cut those trees down!

I myself prefer a forest free of any form of living organisms, but to each it's own. There is no reason why your mate should have to pull twigs out of his teeth every night. Not a very appetizing thought. And you wonder why he avoids that trip down south every chance he gets. No one wants to travel through those bushes. And men the same goes for you. Unless you trim those bushes the only trips we're taking are the ones up North.

Ladies I know that some of you are afraid of getting a Wax, but honestly it's the best method. For you fearful readers there is always the option of using a shaver or the good old fashion Nair. I say let's make a change this year and get rid of those National Forest you've got growing down there. Such a big NO NO. Until next time..........

Feeling stuffed

Feeling a bit heavy lately? Well Heavy is in. Heavy Metal that is.

An overload of metal is in these days. From studded jackets, dresses, vest and even shoes. The more metal the better. Although this new trend can cause a few issues while going through security at the airport, it is worth the risk. HOT HOT HOT!!!!!!!!!.

These looks are like sex on wheels. Every guy secretly wants a bad girl, so why not let your clothes be naughty for you. There is nothing sexier than bringing your inner dominatrix to life. Until next time bloggers............

Friday, September 25, 2009

A Plate to Go............. NO!

So women, we need to learn to leave the leftovers behind. Tomorrow is a new day. You can cook something fresh to eat.

Relationships can be hard. Especially when you've been deceived by the one you love, but if you decide to forgive him and take him back there is no reason to bring out the leftovers. Bringing up your lover's past screw ups, is a recipe for disaster. No one wants to be reminded of lowest points of their life.

There is no reason to bring up the time he cheated on you with Jessica back in the fourth grade. Women we tend to do this a lot during heated arguments. You remind him of everything he did to you in the past. From the time he cheated to the time he lied about liking your dry Salmon. Forgive and Forget people. I'm not saying to be naive, I'm just saying if you decide to take him back you're saying to him that you're willing to move on from this and start fresh. So there is no reason to dig deep in your fridge for that leftover plate of drama.

Keep all past issues in the past. Walking around with a plate full of leftovers will only add extra pounds to your relationship. And trust me, an overweight relationship will lead to a heart attack. I think I'm in the mood for some Salmon. Until next time bloggers...............