Sunday, May 9, 2010

Ladies, Ladies, Ladies...

Ladies it is 2010. There is absolutely no reason why a woman should be walking around with a National forest in her underwear. It is time to Cut those trees down!

I myself prefer a forest free of any form of living organisms, but to each it’s own. There is no reason why your mate should have to pull twigs out of his teeth every night. Not a very appetizing thought. And you wonder why he avoids that trip down south every chance he gets. No one wants to travel through those bushes. For fear of getting whacked in the face with a tree branch. And men the same goes for you. Unless you trim those bushes the only trips we’re taking are the ones up North.

Ladies I know that some of you are afraid of getting a Wax, but honestly it’s the best method. For you fearful readers there is always the option of using a shaver or the good old fashion Nair. I say let’s make a change this year and get rid of those National Forest. No trees or bushes are allowed. Let set those suckers on fire. Until Next time Bloggers……….

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