Saturday, September 26, 2009

Ladies, Ladies, Ladies

Ladies it is 2009. There is absolutely no reason why a woman should be walking around with a National forest in her underwear. It is time to Cut those trees down!

I myself prefer a forest free of any form of living organisms, but to each it's own. There is no reason why your mate should have to pull twigs out of his teeth every night. Not a very appetizing thought. And you wonder why he avoids that trip down south every chance he gets. No one wants to travel through those bushes. And men the same goes for you. Unless you trim those bushes the only trips we're taking are the ones up North.

Ladies I know that some of you are afraid of getting a Wax, but honestly it's the best method. For you fearful readers there is always the option of using a shaver or the good old fashion Nair. I say let's make a change this year and get rid of those National Forest you've got growing down there. Such a big NO NO. Until next time..........

2 comments:

  1. LOL..."pulling twigs out of his teeth." For some people that's their method of growing natural. All that hair is soooooo not feminine.

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  2. Interesting comment it's actually bad for you to cut your under arm hairs, if you really want to go there. This society makes us feel as if we need to cut them down to be accepted. It's a personal chose

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